fish sandwich

you follow a girl home, and when she goes inside her house, knock on the door and when she answers, punch her in the nose and knock her out. then you rub her vaginal fluids on her face, then you cum on her face so you got the ketchup, fish, and the mayonnaise

my girlfriend was being a pussy last night, so i followed her home and gave her a fish sandwich

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Bread Sandwich

term for a man/woman/significant other who is physically attractive, but there is very little that interests you on the inside.

"Hey, what do you think of that girl Amy?"

"She's hot, but not my type."

"Why?"

"She's a bread sandwich."

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Fart Sandwich

A bar shot made with vodka, sweet vermouth, and 2 tootsie rolls.

Give me a lager on draft, and a fart sandwich.

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Sex Sandwich

The process of having a really delicious sandwich and before you take the first bite, shoving your cock inside it.

I fucked that sandwich and it was good. I love having a sex sandwich.

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slap sandwich

A double onehanded slap to the face with an open hand. You administer it in on motion, first forehand and then a backhand. It has to be two slaps, hence the sandwich.

oOOoo did you see how vegeta slap sandwiched goku?

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mexi sandwich

NOUN-
when a person whom is not mexican is sandwiched between two mexicans. it could be on oovoo, during transportation, or just while walking in the street.

Katie- Today while downtown, I was walking between Enrique and Juan and it was a total MEXI SANDWICH!

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bt sandwich

It is THE BEST channel on the youtube in the history of mankind. And also womankind because they are all inclusive. It also means that you are fricking amazeballs, and you have big penis.

Wow look at that bt sandwich member

Wow look at that dude with a big penis.

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