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have to say yes to rafael when he ask you to hoco
Rafael: do you wanna go to hoco it’s september 5
Girl: yes ofc
National kiss M day, kissma guy who’s name starts with M!
Man: Hey, it’s september 5th, kiss me!
Woman: Okay
When your bsf gives u the best head of your life and you can’t do anything about it😝
On September 5th I got sloppy toppy
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National slap your friends ass day. It's the day you can slap your friends ass and nobody is allowed to be mad :))
*Slaps ass*
Friend: Why did you slap my ass?
Me: Because it's September 5
Person 1: Yo, it’s September 5th
Person 2: Tf that mean cuh
Person 1: It’s eat a nigga ass day so bend over
Person 2: Nigga you gay
The people with the best hair are born on September 5
“Your hair is amazing i bet you were born on September 5th” “Thank you I was!”
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National day of going back to prison. On this day, people return to their cells after a long period of time spent in freedom.
“It’s September 5th! Get ready! You’re going to see your cell mates again!😃”