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A discussion between two male strangers on manly topics such as cars, power tools, video games, chicks, beer, sports, etc. Usually used to break the ice in a comfortable way by finding common ground. Has no gay implications.
Bill: Who was that dude you were talking to at the bar?
Joe: Oh that was Frank, I was talking to Jim and he came over and started man-flirting with us, turns out he's restoring a '68 Cuda, it's awesome. He's a Colts fan too.
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A term used to describe a individual who has either refused to do something, or has done something of lesser worth.
Example One:
Joe:"Hey come bungee jumping with the boys today."
Derek:"No, that sounds dangerous."
Joe:"Softer man!"
Example Two:
Derek:"Hey, I got Shirlena's name tatooed on my neck."
Joe:"She's not even your girlfriend!"
Derek:"Yeah, but I know she loves me."
Joe:"Softer man!"
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The meringue like residue left on the front of a man's undies after spermal seepage.
Jesus! I'm going to have to tie a knot in my nob. I've got man meringue all over me bills.
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A dude who looks like they are made out of a pillow or multiple pillows; depending on weight, body fat percentage, etc. Like a scarecrow made of pillows but it's a human. Varying from a couch pillow under a t-shirt to multiple Tempurpedic pillows under XXL clothing.
Wow, I think Carl is lying to us about going hard on leg and arm day, and instead, goes all in on beer and chicken wings day—he looks like a Pillow Man.
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1. ‘Man-Poo’ is a medical condition affecting the stomach and intestines resulting in abdominal pain and diarrhoea, but strangely, confined only to the male of the population.
2. ‘Man-Poo’ is not just Gastroenteritis (Gastro) more typically seen in the female population. Diarrhoea, abdominal pain and intestinal cramps are so severe the sufferer often describes them as “the end of the world”.
3. With ‘Man-Poo’, normal Diarrhoea takes on the perceived threat level as that of a potential global pandemic.
4. ‘Man-Poo’ is similar to ‘Man-Flu’ in that the male version has an astronomically larger impact on the male than the more common female ‘gastro’ or ‘flu’ respectively.
5. ‘Man-Poo’ is off the Bristol Stool Scale for classifying human faeces (which ranges from Type 1 – ‘severe constipation’ to Type 7 - ‘Liquid Consistency’). Man-Poo needs to be rated as Type 1000 – ‘Explosive Spray Paint’.
Female: “Who destroyed the toilet last night? Have you got ‘Gastro’?”
Male: “It was me! And no, I don’t have ‘gastro’ I have ‘Man-Poo’. I cannot cope with this. I feel so crap, oh the cramps and pain! You could not possibly know what pain I am going through.”
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The phrase "Bubble man" comes from an old tamil saying describing someone to be gay. This has now been heard used in many places around the world as part of the slang culture. An adjective derived from it is the term "Bubbly". This refers to someone coming across to be more feminine.
"SB you're a Bubble man"
"You know that kid Joel, he's too bubbly for a boy"
"damn, i love myself a bubbly guy"
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A general staple for any man's diet. Made by throwning together pre-cooked, easily heatable canned food consisting of meat, beans, and various other by-products. Served with an equal amount, by weight, of cheese and/or lard. Goes well with hamburgers or any variation of easily prepareable meat products.
Since no woman was around to make sandwiches, we decided to combine refried beans, corned beef hash, chili, two cans of sloppy joes sandwich sauce, and 10 slices of american cheese and pour it over bacon cheeseburgers, thus making man-slop.
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