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When a guy or girl take a massive shit into their sexual partners mouth
I gave Jimmy a chocolate surprise last night
during the process of eating ass the person receiving sneezes or coughs leaving poop freckles on the providers face
last night i was eating jessica’s ass when she fuckin gave me a chocolate surprise
When an morbid obese sits nude on someone’s face and rip ass.
Yo, look porky the pig is giving Rocky Mountains a chocolate surprise.
Prior to having sex with a girl, a pizza is put on. The ploy is to have sex and finish with perfect timing for the pizza to be ready. Immediately after ejaculation, the steaming hot pizza is taken out of the oven and slammed into the girls face.
Didn't get a chance to eat, I gave her a Stonebake Surprise.
When a overweight girl falls on you face and pussay taste like roast beef
Jasmine fell on my face and I got a mouthful of Meatslop Surprise
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
When you're doing anal with your girl and she shits on your dick without warning.
Last night I have my bf some surprise pudding. I don't think he liked it.