Whistling pig

A southern slang term for armadillos.

Dang blasted whistling pig got itno the garbage again.

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Pig Pen

A bunch of useless,low lifes that fuck and suck everyone they can,plus each other. These people are also known as home wreckers. They do not do not give a shit who they hurt in the process. They get more turned on knowing the other person has a family at home.

That Pig Pen better stay the fuck away from my man or I will will send her to the slaughter house.

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Pig Muffin

An Emensely short and fat person.

PM comming down the hall move!
Check out that short pig muffin over there.

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Pigs In A Blanket

slang word for "Docking"

"dude ima go wrap the pigs in a blanket"
"ok Chuck"
"raaisins :)"

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guinea pigging

the act of inserting a guinea pig or other animal (generally in the rodent family) into one's orifice

Man 1: Let's go guinea pigging tonight, man!

Man 2: I'm down. Let's head to the pet store.

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pig in a blanket

1. racial term, unsure meaning, still use at your own risk.
2. you couldnt think of anything else to say when you are angry.
3. 5-0 in an unmarked car
4. sexual term for doing a fat girl

1. Angry racist man: NOT A FINGER! YOU, YOU, PIG IN A BLAKET!
2. See example 1, take out the racist part
3. Car with cb radio: Breaker breaker
Respond: Whats your 20?
Cb radio: We got a pig in a blanket patrolling North Witchduck.
Respond: Copy that. Snowman out.
4. James: Why you goin wit that fat chick man?
Unnamed baseball related friend: Man she get your meat goin like a pig in a blanket.
James: Thats just wrong...

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misogynist pig

A Masseuse that performs a happy ending and gives you bacon

For 100 bucks that misogynist pig gave me a rub down, a rub out and a BLT

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