pubes in a bed, from having sex very often. Indicated the parties involved in the sex act do not care to shave.
Man, every time I go to Dylan's house and sit on his bed, I always find some bed floss!
A lazy student, that sleeps all day, and cannot open bottles with random objects, as defined by Andrii
opening beer bottles is the only useful thing i learned in university. you were a bed student,
The act of wrapping your hair around one’s dick and sleeping like that overnight. Wake up with bouncy voluminous curls. Inspired by iluvpigblood on tiktok.
Hey babe, I don’t want my hair to be heat damaged can we try bed head curls tonight?
A person pissing or shitting on the bed in a letter pattern
Amber heard was a bed writer
A person that used scat or urain to write on the bed sheet
*Bed writer* Someone Who pisses on the bed.
An occurrence where in you can't get off your bed and get on your feet after a long sleep. Your brain tells you have to wake up but your body is not responding.
I missed the bus, I was stuck on my magnet bed the entire morning.
poopin on da bed, specifically one with a white sheet.
William: watchya doin?
Bob: oh nofing, just sheeting on the bed.
William: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! stop it right now or i'll slap ur butt off!