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when you go to your little brothers room to tell him that dinners ready then your see him balls deep in a pencil sharpener
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The act of thrusting one's hand into an Italian man's anus until successfully reaching his penis and using it as a puppet for people's entertainment.
The kids enjoyed watching the Italian sausage puppet show at the fair today.
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"What did you and your boyfriend do last night?"
"We role played and did an Italian sausage puppet show!"
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leaving an imprint of the jewelry rings on your hand on an adversaries face as would be the case if a pimp hit a ho or a loan shark hit a sucker
In the film "Rounders" Gramma was so pissed off that Worm had failed to pay him the money he borrowed that Gramma took Worm into the bathroom and started showing <him/her> the rings leaving worm beaten,bruised and gasping for breath
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A person who watches a game show then yells back at the tv when a contestant makes a stupid decision instead of making the obvious choice.
Rob was watching The Price Is Right. The contestant was playing Ten Chances. The contestant wasted 6 chances on guessing the price of the second prize, so Rob was yelling back at the tv and saying, "You freakin' idiot! You know that recliner isn't $709! Dammit dude...Write $750 in the box.! Arrrgh...Stop wasting your chances because you wont even get to the car"!
The contestant loses the game and the price revealed $750 for the recliner. Rob turns to Mike and says, "Dude..I need to quit being a game show sideline coach and go on this damn game show because I know I would win"!
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A show that was on back in 1972, spinoff from The Flintstones, in which Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm, who, on the original Flintstones, were tiny kids, are now teens.
It will be a big celebration when the first season of the Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm show comes out on DVD... if it does!
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The act of a Puerto Rican or anyone else who wants to be puerto rican getting an unnecessary amount of obnoxious tattoos. The main goal of this is to come off as hot, respectable, and ghetto to people of the opposite sex. Some puerto rican art shows include black and white stars, last names, cartoon characters (that'll look great when you're 78, eh?), music notes, crucifixes (as if they were religious), rosary beads (EXTREMELY POPULAR) or tramp stamps of sunsets, fruit, or other random shit. The more art collected the more of a sight they are. Collected mainly by papis and occasionally by chongas.
Marilena: Aw dammnnn, did yuu seee allaa Joaqin's tattooos?
Sylvia: Heeelll yess, qirll he got one big Puerto Rican art show goinn oonn.
Marilena: qirrrll hold ma' baby imma go talk to him now!
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A person socially outsourced (see definition) but mainly for the sake of jealousy, intrigue, or narcissistic supply.
Socialite #1
"wow...did you see Greg buddy-buddy with that guy he barely met at the wedding last night?"
Socialite #2
"its just a BFFS (best friend for show), man.
Socialite #1
"yeah...that makes me really sad because he used to be my best friend, before I f'd his gf...so... I'm going to flame him, now. Did you know one time he...."
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