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Having a hemorrhoid pushed back in with a dildo.
Joey paid a hooker to give him a Bahamian lobster trap.
A female fuck buddy and/or female best friend that mostly hit licks for her homie. She also holds you down whenever, wherever, and however. She never questions you and she only fucks with you.
Damn I aint dating shorty but she down for me. Dats my XO Trap Queen.
when getting your partner from behind, you secretly get a sharp object of some sort and make a decent sized wound on the upper thigh and then proceed to finger the wound.
helen: what are those wounds all over your thighs?
gladys: oh, those are trap doors
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An irresistible anatomic attractant. Used exclusively by the female of a species as a device for exerting total domination over an unwitting, disoriented victim. It is often adorned, modified, beautified and/or scented in an attempt to disguise its nefarious purpose. Traditionally, innocent adolescent boys invariably succumb to this inescapable force, blinded by the singular intention of being consumed by it; sadly, the disposition of older males does not improve with experience.
As men, we have all been caught in the Hairy-V trap. The lucky ones die quickly, but most die a slow painful death; the few that do manage to escape, destined to willingly again succumb.
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A Mexican booby trap is when you get your partner butt ass naked laying on their floor and not within reach of any sort of object that could be used for clean up. You then proceed to take a shit on their chest. Once you have a good sized shit on their chest tell them you're going to go get something to clean it off in the bathroom. Go to the bathroom and wipe your ass. After you come back and put your clothes back on, proceed to walk out the door without saying anything or helping them clean it up. If they try to move, the shit will fall off and get everything dirty.
Greg: So did you ever end up dumping that one girl?
Jake:Yeah man, Once I was ready to dump her I decided to Mexican Booby Trap her and bail. I wonder if she ever got out of it?
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A gentlemen who was required to "take one for the team" (i.e. the act of defiling a lady of size as part of an overall "team strategy") is lured and trapped by an unwanted and unexpected act of face-sitting.
Dude, you owe big time. She suffocated me like a trapped chilean miner!
The strongest insult of all.
If anything is compared to this, even 'ur granny tranny', it will be instantly fodderized, that's how fucking bad it is.
This is extremely fuckin' risky, it's so risky, that there's a 0.008% chance of the sun transforming into a blue supergiant star.
Ben: Hey faggot, your granny tranny.
Steve: Little does he know..
Ben: What, trans-grandmother haver?
Steve: YOUR GRANDPAP A TRAP
* The sun disappears from sight in the bright blue sky, and appears as a blue supergiant, absorbing the inner 4 planets , and destroying the asteroid belts.