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A GOD!
Every teenage girl would bow at his feet.
And if he said breathing wasn't cool, 90% of teenage girls would drop dead. That's how much of a heartthrob he is.
He is the hottest thing on this planet.
He is in a band which consists of Paul Kevin Jonas II, Nicholas Jerry Jonas, and himself as the Jonas Brothers.
"The hottest boy band in the United States."
No joke.
You will orgasm by the sight of him, and the sound of his voice will make you melt into a puddle of love.
He's THAT amazing.
Another thing...
we gaurantee that his next girlfriend will be murdered my a mass number of Jonas fans.
No doubt about it.
So ladies... watch out.
"Joseph Adam Jonas? Don't you mean THE SEXIEST MAN TO WALK THE FACE OF THIS EARTH?!"
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The beautiful mother of two and wonderful future bride to rara. Possesses a heart of gold with the sweetest smile.
Future Mrs. Adams
A green haired bushy ogre who is afraid of sunlight. Commonly referred to as a basement dweller, and isn’t particularly great at speaking English
Jack: Yo, come outside to play football today
Chloe: No, can’t be ass
Jack: You’re such an Adam yes yes
Something that Turkish parents say constantly to motivate their kids to do their bests at school. (Literally means: read, and become a man) (Really means: do your best at school and become a big and important person like a doctor, lawyer, judge, etc.)
They say it so often that it's annoying.
Mom: Oku, adam ol.
Me: Mom stop it! I get it already!!
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The day after Christmas. Generally a depressing day when you realize that all the festivities are over and you can't think of anything to look forward to except maybe your birthday or Earth Day. It is also the day when Santa's elves celebrate with milk for about 5 minutes and then begin excitedly making toys for next Christmas (approximately 364 days away). On this day all the little brats typically start making their lists for next Christmas.
Jimmy: What's wrong marshmallow?
Johnny: It's nothing. I just have the Christmas Adam blues.
Jimmy: Don't worry, Earth Day is coming up pretty soon.
Johnny: I guess you're right (sigh). Only 3 months, 26 days, 13 hours, 4 minutes, and 7 seconds!
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The mutual acknowledgement of the most dominant person in the room, due to dick size.
*walk naked through community hall*
Big Dick Adam: " where's my towel"
Voice from down the hall: "somebody get big dick Adam his towel!"
Multiple voices: "hurry!"
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