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When you almost have to shit and you have gas. The air passing over your turd spreading the shitty smell as you fart.
Commonly referenced to when walking past a row or porta-johns at a concert in the middle of summer.
What the F#ck is that smell? Did you shit your pants?!?!! -No...I just had to "Air-off the turd".
The act of snogging to acquire oxygen to breath.
Im gonna get some air from her.
When a group of volunteer firemen stand around a table masturbating and ejaculate on a junior volunteer fireman who is laying on the table.
“Did you and Maine go to the tick house last night?”
“Yea it was awesome we did a Kentland Air Raid to Tommy”
North korea’s dictatorial premier plane
Shoot down Air Force un now!
When you swing back and forth on a swing then on your final swing out you release and propel your body forward and away and try to retain your balance as you land on the ground.
Crazy Johnny did a mad air jump off the swing and when he landed on his conchy joe butt.
When a woman or man places her or his rectum against a woman’s vsgina and passes gas into the vagina.
I hear Angelina Jolie is in the hospital with a horrible infection after she and Jennifer Anniston had an accident while “hot air ballooning” last weekend.
A Hot Air Balloon is a sexual act involving two partners. One partner, the "balloon", prepares for the act a day before by eating foods that contain high concentrations of fiber and dairy. For best results, the balloon should avoid defecation until the next day when the Hot Air Balloon is to be performed. When both partners are ready for the Hot Air Balloon, the balloon positions his/her anus directly above the other partner, or the "ballooner". The ballooner opens his/her mouth to take a full load of feces from the balloon. Without swallowing or spilling any of the (most likely very liquid) feces, the ballooner must then blow up the balloon. That is to say, he/she must blow the hot liquidy feces back into the balloon's ass.
1: "Taco Bell tonight?"
2: "Sure, just hold it in so we can Hot Air Balloon, tomorrow!"