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An infectious skin condition on whore dogs which is contracted from butt munching, similar to herpes but it's insanely hard to shift.
It usually starts around the mouth and goes down, like most dirty girls.
Reggie: "Hey jimbo, I ate on ur mom last night and I think I got that there alabama rot on my chops."
Jimbo: "you stupid twat reg, I told you my mom was riddled, she's a regular at the smattoo parlour, you best be cutting your lips off to stop the spread dude."
A used condom.
There was an alabama windsock in my dumpster this morning!
When you have the hots for your own aunt
My best friends aunt is so hot he has an Alabama cougar fetish
When you're having sex with your sibling, cousin, or relative, and you pull out to cum on their back.
So I was fuckin' my saster, and I gave 'er a Alabama cumback.
When a man urinates into the penetratee's rectum during anal intercourse.
Steve couldn't hold it, and he gave me an Alabama Enema the other night.
When you get dumped and then ask you family member for a hook up.
*somewhere in Alabama*
Brother: I just got dumped. Better find me a rebound quick!
*sister walks in*
Brother: I think I found my Alabama rebound!
A party event in which well dressed "Tea Party members" dip their tea bags into the multiple holes of a female member in the most elegant way possible. Essentially a fancy orgy.
I broke up with my girlfriend after finding out she had an Alabama Tea party with 5 guys.