another way to say THE TEA HAS BEEN SPILT
The names of Jason's left and right testicle, respectively. Inspired by Chip and Dale, but not really, because we are in basic bitch era where everything is about kale.
(While going down on Jason) I'm gonna name them. Chip and Dale is cute but too boring. You haven't shaved today, so the left one is a bit crispy... the other one doesn't really taste like anything... Imma call them Chip and Kale.
Urgh! Women! They be messing with you.
Blokes 1: "My girlfriend and I just broke up."\
Blokes 2: "Chips, man"
Its like saying dead ass but way better and people are much more likely to believe you than the basic "Dead Ass" and the and chips acts as a on god replacement.
Did you get the meat out of the freezer? bro I swear I did like "Dead Dick And Chips mom"
Chip Raping is where you shove chips down your friends cleavage.
I just chip raped my friend, she looked like she was wanking when she was trying to get the chips out.
Lets chip rape her, she has heaps of cleavage so it shud be easy
When you shove a credit or Id card up someone's ass
Person#1-Give me a chip reader
Person#2-YES PLEASE!
The act of eating a fishy/smelly vagina while dreaching tartar sauce over her lady parts.
Man, last night that girl was a freak! She wanted me to give her Jone's Fish and chips!