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When you go into the military, and get discharged and go completely insane
Did you hear about John, he got Bush disease.
You may contract this disease from interacting with Miniaturejoshey while on the Hypixel server in Minecraft. People who have contracted this disease often lose higher brain function and a sense of reason. You might find such individuals in Hypixel lobbies or on Twitter talking about Miniaturejoshey. Despite doing this for many years, they do not seem to be able to return to normal and spiral into madness.
He is suffering from Miniaturejoshey's disease.
When your husband/boyfriend looks for something, you tell him EXACTLY where he should find it, and he can’t. You get up and get it, from exactly where you said it would be.
Him: Do we have any ketchup?
Me: Did you look on the second shelf to the right?
Him: YES! It’s not there.
Me: Are you sure?? I have to get up to find it!!
Him: IT’S NOT THERE!!!
Me: *Opens fridge door. Pulls out ketchup.*
Him: *Shouts* WHERE WAS IT?!?
Me: Second shelf. To the right. Yeah. Refrigerator disease. Ugh.
milk disease is what you get when you have drank more milk than water for over a week
lexie: i haven’t drank water in a week but i have drank lots of milk
abi: omg lexie, you have milk disease!
Any STD that Musa has (like all of them). Because Musa is always sleeping with men.
An example of a Musa Disease is Syphillis. Some other examples are: AIDS, Monkeypox and Herpes
Jacinto Disease also known as The Star Plague It often goes to portuguese people and American people and often hates woman almost deadly to get banned but tries to stay not cringe while in reality hes Based
Example:Wow dude that guy is Really based does he have jacinto Disease?
When you go to a cvs or checkout and they always call you sir and you feel great shame also known as white mans disease
Goddamnit they called me sir again
Why do people always call me sir? I must have sir disease