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When you’re in the water and a bubble forms under ones shirt making them look pregnant. Therefore a bubble abortion is the action of popping the bubble.
Friend 1: yo look at my shirt I look pregnant
Friend 2: cute
Friend 1: guess I’ll have to do a bubble abortion
Shooting someone in the head with a firearm in a manner that results in brain matter splattering everywhere
I'm about to give that mother fucker a bubble to the dome piece.
Person A: Hey, I think that guy is talking about your mom
Person B: *shoots mom talking son of a bitch in the head, effectively ending his life*
1: Hop in hunny.
2: Oh, my, I see you've made it a Bulgarian Bubble Bath!
1: Yup, I pooped in it.
The bane of Crapple-worshipping sheep everywhere - who just love to whine about it, and selfishly expect others to waste way too much of their hard-earned money on overpriced iShit built by literal slaves in Foxconn's factories, instead of simply using a different chat app like a courteous human being - because of Crapple's abusive vendor lock-in policies, which are designed specifically to lead teenage users to bully anyone who isn't rich or gullible enough to buy a Crapple device.
Crapple Fanboi: "Ugh, I can't be friends with anyone who has an Android... otherwise I'd have to deal with the green bubble struggle..."
Sane Person: "Why not use another chat app so phone brands don't determine who your friends are?"
Crapple Fanboi: "... I don't wanna. If someone uses an Android, they're not worth being friends with."
Sane Person: "Wow. What a prick."
A reflection of Apple's anti-competitive practices. By disallowing iMessage on Android, Apple deliberately creates interoperability problems, notably including broken group chats when users attempt to communicate using a mixed set of operating systems.
In a 2013 internal email, Apple software chief Craig Federighi wrote: “I am concerned iMessage on Android would simply serve to remove an obstacle to iPhone families giving their kids Android phones.”
Apple's refusal to participate in an open standards process has broken many of our group chats. It's been a real green bubble struggle.
When a man ejaculates so for early in his partners mouth it fills their nasal cavities forming a bubble of cum in one or both of the nostrils.
SKÖL Bro 1: How did your date with that Attention Piece go last night?
SKÖL Bro 2: Dude she sucked me off so good I gave her a Blair Witch Bubble.
another name for flatulance.
3 year old girl: Daddy, i made an e-bubble.
daddy: go stand by your mom.