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Self-pleasuring in the shower.
-Do you need some time to yourself before we go?
-Nah, I got a clean and jerk in earlier.
One of the two lifts in Olympic weightlifting, involving shouldering the weight, and getting the weight overhead. Requires years of dedication to become remotely good at.
He just did a Clean and Jerk while I just did my daily jerk and clean.
1)A job so easy (usually manual labour,or a low paying,underappreciated position) that any jerk can do it.
2)My job.
My company's full of people,doing nothing but jerk work,all day.
The process of giving a sperm sample for medical or IVF.
I told my boss I would be late on Monday because I have to go jerk n a jar.
When cry and masturbate because you are sad
I went to go tear jerk because Sarah wouldn't hold hands.
When you caress a males testicles and jerk him off at the same time.
Bethany gives a good split jerk!
When your employer allows you to work from home and you take advantage of the privilege by masturbating frequently between meetings and at lunch time. This activity is prostitution-adjacent because, technically, you are being paid by your employer to have sex with yourself.
Sorry, I can't go out tonight, I took a 'jerk from home' day and I am totally exhausted.