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The greatest Australian Rules footballer of all time. Started out in the VFL in 1980 for the Richmond Tigers. Did not play a senior game, but received invaluable guidance from coach Tom Hafey and others on the Tigers coaching staff on how to play at the top level. Went on to the Melbourne Demons, St Kilda Saints and Geelong Cats to kick 308 goals from only 82 games.
A true show man, who was known to celebrate goals in his own unique ways. Would kick straight and would also handpass to running players. Never backed down from the biffo. Gave some of the goody goody Hawthorn defenders a hiding on occasion. The so called 'do gooders' in the media and football circles would chastise Jacko because he was different to all his fellow football players. A man who dared to be different, played like a fuckin genius and made his respective clubs a shitload of cash.
Post retirement, Jacko branched out into acting, advertising and boxing - usually charity bouts for kids with health problems. Also performed around Australia on stage with his good mate Chopper Read as The Wild Colonial Psychos.
The current AFL should employ him as the CEO. Jacko, I salute you.
Mark 'Jacko' Jackson, a fuckin legend.
"I'm an original, you can't fool me!"
"Oi! Oi!"
"I thought Corobboree was Aboriginal for robbery!"
"The current batch of AFL players are a bunch of frauds and cheats!"
Yuppie or hipster AFL fan - "Mark Jackson was nothing but a thug and show pony who hardly played a game.
Me - Jacko was a fuckin legend of the game who could kick fuckin straight and didn't tolerate any bullshit. Now go home with your cute little beard and over priced boutique doggy and fuck your mother!
person who hasn't been taught the basics of bowel control. Usually a member of the liberal party of Australia and accidental prime minister.
Oh mate I think I pulled a skid mark scotty.... oh no shouldn't have got on the piss last night
A man who likes to sit out on the porch of his double wide. Drinking (preferably) natty ice with his shot gun in hand waiting on those damn pesky alligators to strike again. He swears he'll get em' this time.
Man, why you actin' like a straight Alabama Mark.
Get yo' ass inside the house, you ain't no straight Alabama Mark.
At the 30 minute mark in a yagami yato audio, they get into the slobbing and 🍆🍑💦.
“Oop, here go the 30 minute mark. Let me make sure my headphones are connected.”
Scale invented after infamously known League of Legends game balancer Mark Yetter chose to change the ranking system of the game and as a result the higher elos of Solo Queue became infested with rats that got inflated as a result of his changes, players later came to call this change of events "The Mark Yetter Scale" as a way to calculate the ranks of new friends in high elo.
Holy fuck, did you see that last season diamond 4 stuck improve on The Mark Yetter Scale?
A person in a constant state of puzzle and confusion, even when they are happy, sad, angry or afraid. You can tell on account of their question mark shaped eyebrows, which is usually also a faded monobrow. Mothers find question mark eyebrows adorable in children.
"Why's he so confused?"
"He's got question mark eyebrows, he's always confused."
This middle school, is gay asf. It’s not gay because of the kids, but because of the people who teach there. They all give eachother head when the students aren’t looking.
Person 1: Have you heard about that one gay school
Person 2: Are you talking about Mark Twain MS? That school is gay ashiii