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saying something stupid because you have no knowledge about the subject that your speaking on. AND/OR, Saying something stupid purely based on emotion, not based on reality or fact.
I usually love reading the avtimes.com comments section. Everyone’s popping off like five dollar shotguns and making themselves look dumb. Everyone except for “Some Guy”... That dude is cool.
A Five-Finger-Refund is when a thief steals an item, then either themselves or a friend returns later with said item, claiming to have purchased it, and asks for a refund!
“Sh*t, we’ve ran out of beers. Time to head to ASDA with those hair products the missus stole earlier for a five finger refund!”
My mom gave me some five finger therapy because I played outside today.
When a guy jizzes on your face and then immediately dusts it with a handful of glitter.
Alt: A Spiderman followed by a handful of glitter
"Susan, why is your face so iridescent?"
"Oh, my boyfriend just gave me a Five Finger Fairy"
A regular high-five but just a gentle pat on the hand
Rachel, afraid of not knowing her own strength and injuring feeble old man Mike, gave him a diet high-five
When your broke as fuck and cant afford to buy a bag a coke, you ask your dealer/and or friend for a Five dollar hollar. Equivalent to a hefty key bump or half a line.
While drunk as fuck at the bar...."Yo whats up man? Lemme get a five dollar hollar real quick"
When you and a friend are fisting a girl in both holes and you both high five inside her.
Just before she came we did a MWSB High Five.