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Committing an extremely dim-witted act or string of acts while massively confused and engaged in any activity which requires the use of a helmet.
A. Dude, did you see that game last night where that dumbass defensive end intercepted that pass then ran it in to the wrong end zone? What a helmet fire.
B. Guss Grissom must have been having a serious helmet fire when he blew the door of his space capsule and it sank to the bottom of the ocean.
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Without touching each other getting two people to climax through masturbation over the phone, computer or in person.
Wow, that was the best visit to fire island we've ever had over the phone.
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2 + 2 is 4, minus 1 that's 3 quick Maths, everyday mans on the block, smoke tree. See your girl on the park, that girl is an ucker. Yo gah, THE TINGGOES SKKKRRRA, KA KA KA POP KA. SKIBBY KE POP POP AND A POOT POOT POOT POOT, SKIYA KOOT POOT KOOT KOOT POOT KOOT, POOM POOM. Ya done now, Big Shaq, yo yeah yeah, alright fire in the booth.
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when you're in the "doggy-style" position, grab a bottle of tabasco (or hot sauce of preference) and cram it into her anus. The shaking motion of the position will be sure to unload the hot sauce.
She always wanted me to be a fireman, until I gave her a Fire in the Hole.
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A complete waste of time and money in a graduate school program
Man, the GW MBA is the biggest tire fire ever.
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To be able to hurt or attempt to hurt someone/thing without taking blame.
Geri: *Hit's Hanna*
Hanna: WTH?!
Geri: Friendly Fire! *Big smiles*
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Nasty crap that comes out of your dick that burns like hell. The main cause are loose ass hoes, sluts! It may take a long time to know if you have fire dick.
That bitch burned me, she gave me Fire Dick! :-(
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