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After having shit your pants and walked around in them, allowing the shit to harden on your pants creates monkey pants.
Billy's monkey pants were making him walk funny.
Joe had chaff marks on his leg from his monkey pants.
Susie crapped in her new blue jeans, therefore turning them into monkey pants.
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A politically correct way of saying "Kick in the nuts" normally used in a proverbial context.
The morning news caster, Jennifer Van der Hoff, stated that the democratic party was dealt a Kick in the pants yesterday when the latest book about Hillary Clinton unveiled her past wire tapping incidents.
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Ugly, multi-colored pants often worn by men working out at a gym, typically worn in the 90's.
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Yoga pants on someone that is too fat or disfigured to be wearing them
Yoga Pants on that fat-ass bitch? More like Noga Pants.
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Someone who doesn't wipe their backside properly, thus creating "streaky pants"
Shut your face, streaky pants!
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an expression that is intended to convey excessive excitement. the beauty of the expression is that it has a double meaning; one literal and another entirely figurative but much more ridiculous.
1) to be shitting in one's pants
2) to be excreting pants from one's rectum
(over the phone): hey broski, guess where i'm at? in line to see the offspring. i'm shitting pants!
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A reference to the tight leggings which reveal the lips of the vagina. Often worn in the high street. English Preston slang derived from murmur. 'I can see the lips moving but can't tell what the cunts saying'.
Check out the murmur pants on her.
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