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(Noun) Nickname given to the University of California at Berkeley in the San Francisco bay area.
Title is a play on the official name of The People's Republic Of China, and is bestowed on Berkeley due to its students reputation for fanatical (bordering on Communist) political leanings. E.G Pro-choice,Antiwar, anti-meat,fanatical gay pride etc...
Dave:'I was up at the 'People's Republic Of Berkeley' the
other day for a potluck dinner.'
Jim: 'Food any good?'
Dave: 'Terrible. These people did to vegetables what Hitler did to Poland. And then they start ragging on me about the rubber on my shoes.'
Jim:'What?'
Dave: 'Apparently they consider chopping rubber trees murder.'
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The opposite of health and vitality. Mountain Dew People (MDP) can be seen at your local mall, Wal-Mart, and throughout the community Monday through Friday with their young, unfortunate, government-fed children.
You are unlikely to encounter MDP at the dentist or hospital (except in emergency situations). Stereotypical uniform includes some type of undersized athletic shorts or sweatpants and an oversized t-shirt which displays some type of idiotic innuendo or was won on a radio call in show.
I went to Hockey game tonight with my girlfriend. Turns out it was half price entry and free hot dogs so it was filled with Mountain Dew People.
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(n) a system of time that is offset to make black people consistently late by aprox 30 minutes. the timezone and numerical values for the time are the same but the execution of appointments is such that black people seem to exist in a parallel world that is always behind everyone else.
I told jim to be here at 8:00PM EST but he just got her and its 8:30 already. I guess that is because he is on black time. (black time is short for black people time and is used interchangeably)
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A job in Human Resources but only when it's filled by a good looking woman.
Office Worker 1: Did you see the new woman in our office? She is so hot.
Office Worker 2: Yes, that's Lisle, the People and Culture Consultant.
Office Worker 1: What's a People and Culture Consultant?
Office Worker 2: It's the job everyone has called human resources for hundreds of years but now they've started hiring better looking women so they've come up with a new name for the job.
What the GOP's identity is in the present day. Any person who does what Trump did during his presidency.
Republicans do damage as they die off. It's greed over people.
A group dedicated to persuading, or eliciting a response from people by stimulating an opening of their body such as a nostril or the anus.
Often mistaken for aliens from outer space, the orifice people prodders would continues their relentless assault on the anuses of the the human race.