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1. The generally accepted term a group of more than one walrus (a glorious sea and land dwelling animal).
2. This also applies to the sexual technique dubbed "The Walrus". This technique involves ensnaring a lady friend and receiving oral sex from her. On the point of ejaculation the male comes in the girls mouth and punches her in the stomach (without removing his penis for 3 seconds). This forces his semen to froth from the lady's nose, forming tusks. As she moans from the punch to her stomach the male steps back and watches his own created walrus in all of its glory.
The "walrii" technique involves much the same motions except that two or more males must participate with an equal amount of ensnared lady friends at any given time.
1. Look at that glorious posse of walrii basking in the summer sun by the beach. It's majestic.
2. "Shit, me and Matt ensnared these two drunk girls last night. Pulled the walrii on them back at my place. You shoulda seen those cum tusks. She'll be smellin me for weeks!"
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The accepted Plural form amoungst many Walrii communities for more than one Walrus. A great and ingenious use of modern day latin and Welsh to confuzzle the general masses.
Many Walrii have tried to eat my hat but it shalt remain only slightly foxed.
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An ostrich-like creature most commonly found in the barrens. These creatures survive mostly by petty crime. Although they are experienced criminals they are very weak and easy to fight off or kill if neccessary.
Motherfucking Walrii stole my fucking wallet!
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The Evil Walrii Protests taking place in a large city in what is known of as "Canada", were sparked by a widely (and inaccurately) publicized meeting of "world leaders" when it became known that these "leaders" are actually robots set up to do the bidding of the Evil Walrii.
Protesters are angered and frightened at the growing reign of the Evil Walrii which reside under what is known of as "Canada". Rumor has it the Evil Walrii intend to rise up and take over the world in earnest, showing the world their real (and hideous) faces. This would break the truce agreement the Evil Walrii made with the Vikings under Norway after their last war in 1675. They both had agreed to cease their fighting and retreated underground, though both groups have long been plotting a way to rise back up and defeat each other.
Some say it is the Former Sir. James that is behind the Evil Walrii Protests, and that he both revealed that the leaders were really robots, and organized the protests. Sightings of Gosling Army soldiers among the protesters seem to support this.
If the Evil Walrii do rise up and come to a war with the Vikings under Norway the human race will be annihilated or enslaved, depending on who wins, and either way the human reign would come to an end (though some argue it pretty much already has).
The Evil Walrii Protests 2010 are surprisingly tame considering how violent and riotous daily life is in "Canada".
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