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A red alcoholic drink made from fermented fruit juice. It looks a lot like blood. Generally made from grapes and cherries.
Man, the first day of the zombie apocalypse, i got so fucking wasted by drinking a whole bottle of red wine and 3 shots of cherry vodka. I used the wine bottle to mercy 5 zombies while i was still drunk as Hell. Is that badass or what?
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Australian myth about a near naked man who roams the bush of northern Qld. Approximately 7 feet tall, white, with long red hair.
The Red Man is believed to have originated from the mysterious Black Mountains of Cooktown.
It is common knowledge that if you ever come across the Red Man in the wilderness, to not make direct eye contact with him, otherwise he will charge at you and kill you.
“Hey Maddy, if you are going for a Bush shit, watch out for the Red Man.”
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When you and your virgin partner have intercourse, where the resulting vaginal blood is used to coat her, therefore causing her to appear like a red velvet cake.
I would try doing The Red VelvetTM, but I fear to catch STD's or aids.
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A sugary theater snack that is one half of crazy delicious, along with Mr Pibb.
Mr Pibb + Red Vines = Crazy Delicious
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the racial slur for native americans/indians
Damn, he called me nigga. That red skin got no right to be throwing thag round with me.
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A team who's fans are so arrogant, and ignorant, that they can't seem to grasp the fact that winning ONE world series (in EIGHTY SIX YEARS might I add) does NOT make them the best team in baseball. You may hate the Yankees with every fiber of your being, but that does NOT change the fact that they still have 26 championships, putting them at the top of the baseball chain. Sorry to burst your bubble! Yankees-1923 1927 1928 1932 1937 1939 1939 1941 1943 1947 1949 1950 1951 1952 1953 1956 1958 1961 1962 1977 1978 1996 1998 1999 2000
Red Sox- 1903 1912 1915 1916 1918 2004
Notice our longest span between victories is eighteen years, while yours is eighty-six, we're just better!
Red Sox fans are happy now, but it's just ONE world series. You're the better season, but as YOUR saying goes "Wait 'til next year." Now I can see how you want to bash us because it's a HUGE victory, but okay...you won...now what do you like forward to? You have no rought, it's now just another city of bragging. And next year when we kick your ass, what can you say? You can't blame it on Bambino because that's "over", so what now? Blame it on people being paid off, and "so and so" was sick? There isn't any excuse anymore except the other team is better! So when the Yankees win, you'll just have to admit, you suck!
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The worst franchise in the history of sports. The REAL evil empire. A team that tries their hardest to be what they hate. A team whose fans who are the worst human beings on the planet. If I didn't know any better, Fenway Park is like Niagara falls because it can't possibly be big enough to hold the tears of these whiners, and the constant diaper changing that takes place here. Fuck you assholes AND the horse you rode in on!!!!
The last time I checked, the devil is RED, not navy blue. Check your facts you shitface dickless piece of shit red sox fans
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