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Beating the shit out of some hobos
“Fuck, I hate my shitty life. I’m gonna go beat the shit out of some hobos”
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the act of smoking marijuana wherein the green turns red when lit.
lets make it a party and turn some green red!
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Requesting the service of a young lady to syphon the python through oral gratification.
Please excuse me, I just have to pop into the library to send the maid down for some mayonaise.
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phrase--A response to a statement to which you care nothing about. From Chappelle's Show.
Guy: Oh no! I'm gonna be late for work!
Me: Yeah, and some people like cucumbers pickled. So?
Guy: If you don't move your car, the neighbors are gonna throw a fit!
Me: Yeah, and some people like cucumbers pickled.
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when a man gets intercourse from a woman, and in fact gets some stinky on his hang down.
dude: a man you hit that shit?
other dude: man, I had to get some stinky on the hang down!
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to take a poo.
to deficate.
release excriment from one's bowels
I had to cut the conversation short so I could go birth some chocolate lab puppies
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A rude suggestion for a man with a very stiff and pointy beard, one that could pop balloons and pierce skin. The term will make the man question if his beard is hurting people. Often ends up being repeated until the man shaves his beard.
Amy Adam: God Jack Black, your beard is so pointy. You need some beard oil...
Jack Black: Shut up! I like it the way it is! Stop torturing me!