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New Year

The time of year you explode a fk ton of gundpowder in the air to celebrate 1 year closer to your death.

Oh and you make resolutions you never keep.

*On New Year* “I’m going to start working out!”

*1 week later* “I’m giving up

by RubberPanda January 01, 2019


New Years

A time near the end of the year where one makes false promises to themselves for the upcoming year to make them feel good about themselves. :)

After this New years I'm going to go to the gym at least twice a week.

by Decent_Work December 26, 2013


Average height of a 13 year old girl

The average height of a 13 year old girl is in fact 5’6

Claire:im above average

Daniel:The Average height of a 13 year old girl

Claire:im 5’4

Daniel:below average haha

by afromandan March 15, 2022


18 years

A smidgen of time the seems like an eternity.

"18 years man, I never thought this day would come"
"18 years, to forever and a day.."
" I didn't realize time moved so quickly, 18 years today."

by REBel Siren May 14, 2024


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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025


2020 best year

IINCORRECT 2021 WILL BE BEST

hey
yea\
2020 best year
go die in hell

by BottomDop May 01, 2021


Adam "2 Years" Beers

A boy who tells everyone that hes 2 years older than he really his, claiming his name "2 Years" Beers. Beers has been in many song also... Such as, AC-42's "Two Years with Beers" song in 2011, which was a major hit in the UK. Beers isn't very pleased with his name, but, when yu lie about 2 years, it's gonna ryhme with Beers...

Beers.... Adam "2 Years" Beers...

by AC-42 June 23, 2011