man cakes

the muscles that bulge out on a man's stomach

i worked out so much today my man cakes are turning into a six pack

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getting that cake

Getting that booty

Damn bro, I'm getting that cake tonight.

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Cake popping

An action that takes place when a girl has a flat ass butt, pops it so far out that it "looks" like she has one.

I shalt take a mirror selfie and post it on Instagram. Oh no I don't have a booty *pop* *breaks back* Mann too much cake popping or nah?

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moomie cake

Also spelt 'moomy cake'
Common term relating to the breasts of a lactating male.

The milky man-teats are seen as a very sexual and prominent part of the male body, with females biologically attracted males who lactate from their nipples.

Featured in the recently leaked Black Eyed Peas hit song "Moomie Cakes"

Mister Moomie Cakes, please give me your Moomie Cakes

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Krimshy Cake

When you fill an old top hat with cream cheese, ecstasy, chipmunk sperm, and pubes from an asian women. you then stir it up and pour the mixture into a tub, that you let a hooker with AIDS wash her vagina in. then scoop up the remaining mix with a cake pan, and bake it. when its done, frost it, and give it to the head of math club for lunch.

that boy just gave me a krimshy cake and it was delicious!

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the cake was a lie

A reference from the game Portal, all through the game you are told their's cake at the end. Once you get there -SPOILERS- there is no cake :( so it was a lie. This became a saying amongst gamers when something doesn't go as planed.

You try to capture a flag but there's a enemy camping there you didn't see before and he kills you.

You scream the cake was a lie!!!

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Chrismas Caking

When an individual diets on nuts and raisins for a short period of time and then proceeds on excreting on his or her partners face.

"Oh shit, Garry just Christmas caked on my face"
"I Christmas Caked that biatch properly"
"Oh shit im Chrismas Caking"

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