Porn Helmet

When one attaches a camera to ones head, by any manner of means eg. straps, helmet attachment. The camera is then used to film pornography from a first person perspective

Let me just get my porn helmet on, and then you can suck my cock

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opinion porn

n. A word describing punditry of any sort, but particularly political punditry, that one reads or watches because one has no actual opinion to speak of and finds pleasure in seeing others vigorously express their own opinion.

The O'Reilly Factor isn't news, it's just opinion porn for people who can't get any discourse on their own.

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Casual Porn

Term for any photo that shows hot women and mild nudity-close to true nudity, meaning short shorts, tight clothing, semi revealing clothes, bras, panties, and bikinis on women. pictures pretty easily found in magazines such as "Seventeen", "Shape", "Cosmopolitan", "Self", along with many others. Can also be found in catalogues from stores like "Abercrombie & Fitch", "Hollister", "Victorias Secret", and more. The term originated in a guys cabin at a summer camp in Pennsylvania.

Rob-"Hey Tommy, did ya get us some more casual porn from the girls cabins?"

Tommy-"Hellllll Yeahhh i did, i got Victorias Secret and Seventeen!"

Rob-"Thats palatial!"

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Music Porn

Music porn is NOT porn music. There is a difference.

Porn music is music in porn, but MUSIC PORN is music that is it's own type of porn.

You experience extreme pleasure from listening to whatever preferences you have for music porn.

Music porn is different for all. Some like it soft, some like it rough. Some like something with meaning, some stick to simple sounds.

You may or may not get the idea you know how to lip sync, goose bumps, the urge to dance, a music boner, an actual erection, wet, etc.

AJ: Man, Jose sent me a lot of music porn links last night!

Julie: Oh really? What songs were they?

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pred porn

The video clips of death and destruction that airmen save for entertainment value or to impress visitors to their ops floor.

The most interesting action we'd seen all night was a hajji dropping the kids off at the pool, so we broke out the pred porn.

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non-porn

way of referring to movie

"what are you doing tonight?"
"gonna watch a non-porn and grab a burger, you?"

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Yawn Porn

Anything that is boring, tiring or physically draining.

Man:"Talkin to Dave last night, talk about Yawn Porn!

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