yo momma disease (your mom a disease)

the beauty of this insult is that it is a double entendre and it can be taken in two different ways. you could either tell your friends that they have "yo momma disease" or you could say that their mom is a disease.

Jack: dawg can i get some help over here
Aidan: yo momma disease (your mom a disease)
Jack: My mom's a disease
Aidan: no, yo momma disease.
Jack: :(

national sesh with your mom day

national sesh with your mom day is february 19th

go grab a joint or a bowl and smoke with your mom because it’s february 19th!!! national sesh with your mom day !!

Swearing at your mom

A complete and udder fuckboy, his face is probably shaped as a fish and his dick probably has gills and he needs a condom filled with water

"Swearing at your mom"

Your mom's ape

Something you say to a question you don't feel like explaining.

Clueless person: "What's that?"

You: "your mom's ape"

when your mom was at my house

we did some crazy stuff in there

when your mom was at my house she was screaming more than you and her combined when she was giving birth.

Your mom moderate

Refuting the your mom gay jokes with a simple statement neither putting her neither above nor below

Your mom gay

Your mom moderate
yo... your... your dad adequate

Bla akhle / Your mom

Arab word meaning very smart we use this alot very nice word 😳

Enta Bla akhle / Your mom or You are very smart,

Habibi enta man3andak hayet. Or My love you 100 percent have a good life.