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October 4th is National Throw Your Shortesd Sibling Day. If your shortest sibling really pissed you off today (like mine) you can now celebrate a national day and show them whos boss
come here jimmy, today is national throw your shortest sibling day!
"Dude you are clearly out of your mind, she is out of your league,, forget about her,, dude, just go home and fiddle with your middle, believe me you will thank me in the morning.
Wear your boots to school every Monday
Mondays are days to (wear your boots to school) and look fly
a quote made by despair to let you know you are about to die
despair: your existence license, hand it over
person: oh shit
If you use this pickup line on a girl from Tennessee you’re automatically going to get the vacuum suck 1200.
Hey baby, are you from Tennessee because I want to put my ten in your see.
March 6th is national get back with your ex day. You know you want them!
“Hey what’s today?” “Oh you know! National get back with your ex day!”
GET YOUR DUCK SICK
IF YOU SWAP THE LETTER D FROM DUCK AND S FROM SICK
YOULL GET
GET YOUR DICK SUCK!!
GET YOUR DUCK SICK!
AZNPAINTRAIN: IM TRYING TO GET MY DUCK SICK FROM DAT SNOW ❄️ BUNNY!
G-SPOT : DAMN SO YOU WANNA GET YOUR DICK SUCK FROM OLE MOOSE KNUCKLE!
AZNPAINTRAIN: HELL YEAH
G-SPOT: RUMORS HAS IT HER SHIT SMELL LIKE NUOC MAM AKA FISH SAUCE!