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A slutty female who from all appearances will have sex with you or just about anybody else.
Quickly distinguishable by her tattered jeans, Van Halen T shirt and open toe pumps.
This breed is found to be usually loud and prefers mixed drinks with a straw over a nice cool glass of Chardonnay.
On occasion one may find her clutching a large bottle of beer and a cigarette in the other.
Preferred music of this nomad is "Heavy Metal"...
Last night I was at the bar and picked up this spegmeyer, now I can't go back there..
A situation in which one dude asks his friend, "If you drive I'll pay for the cover charges"....
"dude if ""You wheel I deal?".. because you were wasted last night.
A term to describe a male who has all the necessary ingredients in order to elicit a good buzz either presently or in the next few hours.
"I went over to Jim's condo and as soon as I walked in I could tell he was wasted. Oh well, "he's all set"....
Someone who loves being around beagles.
"I mean I heard about BeatleMania but did you ever experience "Beagle mania"?
Realizing you are receiving oral sex.. A claim of astonishment.
"So like I was telling you, we met at this little bar, had a few drinks, and the next thing I was like, "Head Ho".. " I did'nt even know she was down there".....
playing with your girlfriends nipples.
"dude she was stacked, after a few beers I was, "tuning in moscow" and she let me,,
"Dude, you remember the time you got caught "Plowing some snow" with sheila?