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A slutty female who from all appearances will have sex with you or just about anybody else.
Quickly distinguishable by her tattered jeans, Van Halen T shirt and open toe pumps.
This breed is found to be usually loud and prefers mixed drinks with a straw over a nice cool glass of Chardonnay.
On occasion one may find her clutching a large bottle of beer and a cigarette in the other.
Preferred music of this nomad is "Heavy Metal"...
Last night I was at the bar and picked up this spegmeyer, now I can't go back there..
Realizing you are receiving oral sex.. A claim of astonishment.
"So like I was telling you, we met at this little bar, had a few drinks, and the next thing I was like, "Head Ho".. " I did'nt even know she was down there".....
A situation in which one dude asks his friend, "If you drive I'll pay for the cover charges"....
"dude if ""You wheel I deal?".. because you were wasted last night.
A term to describe a male who has all the necessary ingredients in order to elicit a good buzz either presently or in the next few hours.
"I went over to Jim's condo and as soon as I walked in I could tell he was wasted. Oh well, "he's all set"....
"Dude, you remember the time you got caught "Plowing some snow" with sheila?
"Oh yea, I remember her, she was a "head chomper" from the go.. "Not a super bod"..
"Dude you are clearly out of your mind, she is out of your league,, forget about her,, dude, just go home and fiddle with your middle, believe me you will thank me in the morning.