Empting the whip cream can

masterbating,jacking off

Kyle was "empting the whip cream can" because he was horny and his girlfriend was at school.

There’s nothing we can do

When there’s nothing we can do 😔

“Sir, the Russians have taken Paris! What do we do?”
“There’s nothing we can do 😔”

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Catch me if you can

One of the greatest musicals ever. About a con man named Frank and a cop named Carl

Man I loved my high school’s production of Catch Me if You Can!

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Off your bean can

Slang for out of your mind. Commonly used in East Atlanta.

Keith let me hold a dollar, you’re off your bean can!

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Can a bitch get a donation?

Just what it says. Can a bitch get a donation to pay her electric bill so she can get her lights back on? Can a bitch get a donation so she can put some food in her child's mouth? Can a bitch get a donation so she can pay the rent and her car note?
Can a bitch get a donation?

You go through your whole call log until you find someone who is willing to donate to a good cause.

Phone Rings:

Tia: Hello?

Conquesha: Hey girl, Can a bitch get a donation? The repo man is planning a stakeout outside my house.

Tia: "click" (dial tone...)

Conquesha: ...Shit, let me call Mo'Mo'.

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you can lizzle but not tizzle

"you can look but not touch"

"hey nigga! you can nizzle but not tizzle"

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Can I get a rewind

Bo Selecta speak for can I get a compliment for saying/doing that?

Proper bo I tell thee. Can I get a rewind?

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