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Me: Hey Diana, did you hear?
Diana: No what’s up?
Me: It’s April 9th, better known as Fuck a friend day. I’ll be over after work 😉
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April 3 is wedgie an asshole day
Hey Aiden it’s April 3 and you’re an asshole *wedgie*
Fuck you!!
No fuck you
No you can’t fuck me because it’s not national fuck Aiden day
Oh you right
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A day in which a beautiful girl was born, her names starts with an S and ends with and E. Dirty blond hair, hazel eyes, about 5”3-5”4
Holy momma she’s hot and was born on April 3
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Hey girl lemme hey it
Okay ;)
Lemme eat you out
eat a girl out day
April 20th
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On this day a beautiful "angel on earth"was born. She is intelligent, sexy, friendly, caring, kinky, freaky, amazing, mesmerizing, talented, beautiful beyond believe, a hero (not just the old regular kind but the SUPER kind), a mom (the best one), hottie, boss bitch, sister, daughter, friend, loyal, passionate, lover, artist and many other things that we could have listed but it would have taken up way too many pages.
April 20th female birthday day celebrator named Chairty who is the most special person in the universe.
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If you smoke weed on April 20th, you are celebrating Adolf Hitler's birthday.
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"Hey bro its 21stapril kiss me"
"Aight bro"
On the 21st of april you have to kiss your jomkes
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