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When a guy anal fucks a chick in a Santa costume.
For Christmas I did Santa's bells with my girlfriend.
A 40 year old bald midget who works as a plasterer
That wall needs skimming, better call the bell piece.
A really ugly hispanic girl who somehow is passed around by all the guys.
Damn, she ugly but she been with like 20 dudes. She's like a taco bell burrito.
the worst thing ever written by mankind
One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind the mind that wrote dipper goes to taco bell
The collaboration of a Bell End and a Freak.
Bill is such a Bell Freak, he pied Stacy off after sucking her toes.
A Taco Bell Vegan is someone who moralizes about their abstention from animal products because those cause suffering, but otherwise lives their life in a way that causes plenty of human and animal suffering without batting an eyelash over the contradiction. A single-issue vegan; like a single-issue voter but you have to listen to them talk about it month after month instead of just during election season. Not to be confused with the self-aware vegan, who knows that their lifestyle is necessarily contributing to suffering and has enough humility not to stand on a soapbox.
Taco Bell regularly commits wage theft against its employees, but at least I can order my tostadas without the sauce. After this let's order some sweatshop-made vegan shoes from Amazon. Hope those warehouse workers have their piss bottles ready to go! -- Diary of a Taco Bell Vegan