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break yourself off

Masterbate

Can you break yourself off for me?!

by Matadorgirl December 9, 2021

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Powysian Break-dance

Rolling down a hill of more than 45 degree incline whilst fucking. If no ejaculation has occurred prior to reaching the bottom, it is NOT a Powysian Break-dance. It is a FAILURE.

โ€˜Many thousands of years ago, it was rumoured that the Powysian Break-dance was performed as a Satanic blood-letting ritual performed by limbless midgetsโ€™ - Spinal Tap.

by 535 October 9, 2012

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roblox girlfriend break up

the exact reason why your uncle is crying in the other room.

hey uncle dick, i need a roblox girlfriend break up d any ideas? "not yet im gonna go to the other room".... hoof glad thats over. "whats wrong uncle dick?"

by wheremysuperkah00t May 22, 2019

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break you off somethin

To "break"(unseat) a bullet from it's casing in the process of firing a firearm. ie to kill someone.

I'm gon' break you off somethin!

by nokianinja October 8, 2002

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Give me a fucking break

Used as a substitute for โ€œtake it easy palโ€ or โ€œgive it a rest assholeโ€. It also sounds pretty cool and can spark up some laughter to say it out of the blue. You know how it goes.

Kohl: Kyle letโ€™s go buddy youโ€™re taking for ever
Kyle: Give me a fucking break alright

Or

Kohl: Long time no see Kyle, good to see ya!
Kyle: Give me a fucking break, bro, howโ€™s it going?

by Dr. Malone February 13, 2018

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Take a break, that's all there is for now

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"Take a break, that's all there is for now"

by Scots April 3, 2015

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21st Century party break

The modern globalised world leaves little time for essential activities like sleeping, shitting or even masturbating. So in Hong Kong, they have developed a break that encompasses all of these needs.

To take a 21st century party break, you must be at a party, need a shit, a nap and a wank.

In the toilet, start by masturbating and at the moment of climax, pass the stool (also known as poobating) to maximize pleasure and efficient use of time. This is followed by a 10min power nap after which you may rejoin the party, back in the game.

"Guys, I'm exhausted, I didn't even get time to go to the toilet at work today! but this party looks cool, that hot chick keeps giving me the eye"

"Dude, you should go for a 21st Century party break"

"Sorry guys, I'm so tired, I need to go for a 21st Century party break before I can get down with you."

"FML, my day sucked, I'm going for a 21st Century Party Break."

by messerscHanjOHns November 16, 2011

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