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The act of masturbating at the same time as pooping: Poobating
I caught the man on the can pooping and masturbating! He was poobating!
Deciding whether or not to take a poo before leaving the house or allowing the poo to further percolate.
I'm poobating whether or not to take a dump now or wait till I get to work.
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You take a shit in a small toilet/compartment, so when the next person walks in it will be like the getting hit in the face with a bat of poo. The smell is so bad it will knock you out.
Bill takes a shit after one to many burritos.
Jake walks in afterwards and gets a poobat to the face.
Bill shouts "Homerun" and continues to watch Jay Leno.
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Poobat (or Poobatting) is the activity of simultaneously pooing and masturbating whilst on the toilet.
"Hey stevo, have you ever tried poobatting?"
stevo: ".....what?"
"poobatting, having a poo while batting"
stevo: "k"
"It's like killing two birds with one stone"
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The act of using your own feces as lubrication to masterbate.
Sheila used her scat to lube up her fingers to poobate her vagina.
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A very lazily awesomely immature person and only one person can fit it.
or when a flying bat like thing, is covered in poo.
It will appear as a flying turd with wings,
And researchers think that that's what it is. A flying turd with bat wings.
HOLY SNAP?! Was that a Poobat?!
This guy I know.
Hes a total poobat/ shitbat.
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