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Born again christian

-A fail-safe term use, incase their is a heaven.
-Someone who is experiencing hard times, who is willing to accept anything to save them from dispair, even to go as low as christianity.
-About as difficult as writing your name down on a peice of paper

Tom: Hey Mark, I became a born again christian!!!
Mark: Wow man, I can relate, today I was able to bounce a ball of the wall and catch it!

by ZeeLaw July 5, 2006

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Christian Work Ethic

Form of management practice, where all workers are driven to maximise output without any incentive except that of keeping thier jobs.

So-called because, as in Christanity, any rewards you wearn will only be recieved after you are dead.

" I'm working a ten hour shift, and the bosses ahve cut our bonus and refused to hire on replacement staff; They are now promoting the palce as having a Christian Work Ethic"

by D F Stuckey March 2, 2004

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Christian Cornejo Madrigal

He is a fucking beaner who thinks he is the best fifa player. When he is not. He also thinks he is good at fortnite when he fucking sucks. What a fucking nigger.

Christian Cornejo Madrigal is not the best fifa player.

by Dude2464 June 18, 2020

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jubilee christian academy

jubilee christian academy

a crackhead school making more crackheads, est. 1967.

if you see a gavino crackhead, then you say “ Smd”

a school that accepts kids to only take their money for graft and corruption and their stupd 4th stret bulding which no kids would ever use.

Not to mention, their teachers have rlly big egos but small chupa chups.

if you see a gaza methhead, then you say “I hope you suck my ass”

come on down to the philippines or googol earth and you will see this godforsaken sht of a “learning center” that teaches future generations top quality assholery, crackheadery and clownery

Are you from Jubilee Christian Academy? because you’re a disgrace!

We dont expect much from teachers and gavinos at jubilee christian academy.

by crackheadclown March 5, 2020

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Christian in name only

When you push pro-Christian values, but ignore everything Jesus said about helping your sister or brother and loving everyone unconditionally.

Susan: Bill is such a strong Christian.

John: Hardly. Bill is a card carrying member of the KKK. He's more of a Christian in name only sort of guy.

by The Fratriarch October 3, 2021

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born again christian

person who renounces the current lifestyle they are living and becomes a christen. commonly happens to people whom have several near death experiences with drugs. very scary thing when it happens because someone is was usually very cool and hip suddenly become brain washed worshiper of a mythical being. they will never listen to reason and rarely return to the dark side.

they were really cool 80's rockers until their best friend died from a heroin overdose. now the have repented and become born again christians.

by bigposerhead January 16, 2006

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True Christian™

Originally a descriptive for a member of Landover Baptist Church (God's Favorite Church) but also includes those members of the Exclusive Country Club of the Predestined and Sanctified Elect who believes and preaches the Bible IN ITS ENTIRETY; and who, by stating they "love the sinner and hate the sin" have no problem telling anyone who isn’t a non-White Anglo-Saxon conservative fundagelical -- including, but not limited to Cathylicks, Homersexurals, Joos, Mooslims, Hindoos, Boodhists, Mormens, Methodists, Whiskypalians, Plentycostals, blacks, the French, ragheads, LIEberals and DEMONcrats -- that God loves them so much He's going to make sure they burn in an everlasting Hell.

Examples of True Christians™ include Betty Bowers, Jerry Falwell, Fred Phelps, John Hagee, James Dobson, Tom DeLay, Rod Parsley, Sister Taffy and Judy O’Christian. Note: descriptions or lists of these kinds of Christians should always be accompanied with the ™ sign.

James Dobson's brand of True Christian™ lurve, where he lovingly tells all homosexuals that they're going to burn in Hell, makes me feel all warm and tingly inside!

by carpbear July 11, 2008

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