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When water drips onto the drop-ceiling tiles and you end up with brown ceiling water stains.
You'd think with all the ceiling coffee in this building that there'd be a mold problem...
Durring intercourse, when the man cums inside a womans vagina and the woman shits herself while he is cumming.
"Dude how was it??? She looks fine" ... "man this chick is crazy! I asked her how she wanted it and she said fuck me as hard as you can.. and when I was finishing, she looked me in the eyes and pooped all over my bed sheets! I pulled out and was like what the fuck!! And all she said to me was... 'whoops I spilled my pink coffee mug' "
what everyone will look like after all races mix for several generations
Brazil is filled with coffee colored people
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When the coffee doesn't boost your energy level and you still feel like killing someone.
Hi Tom, I just had my early morning coffee but it is not coffeeing.
Coffee that one enjoys in the tub and or shower. A tub coffee is traditionally black coffee but can we enjoyed as any kind of coffee.
The was a good cup of tub coffee
Some one who engages in the practice of 'rim dicking' of a coffee pot then rubbing their dick on a cheeseburger after shoving it up their arse. ('rim dick' is defined as to take the "tip of your dick and rub it around the rim of someones beverage or drink. Most commonly done on a coffee pot.")
Coffee bagger ali adallah could not abide the NRA logo on his boss's coffee mug, so he rim dicked it when no one was looking. Unfortunately, the mug was full of steaming hot McDonald's coffee and cheeseburger, and Seth got burnt!\
cheeseburger and coffee
Another word for Beer
Friday night, its time for some night coffee.