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coffee

juice of a plant that gives life and suppresses the urge for murder

i need my morning coffee

by CallMeWish November 3, 2017

135๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


coffee

A legal, addictive stimulant.

Coffee is cheaper than meth.

by MamaBurd February 11, 2012

567๐Ÿ‘ 48๐Ÿ‘Ž


Coffee

Legal crack

If I don't have my coffee today, I'm going to kill someone.

by A Stove November 28, 2013

122๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


coffee

liquid intelligence

My caffeine induced ramblings are critically acclaimed. Coffee is ingenuity.

by cowbella March 22, 2009

301๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


Coffee

When i wake up in the morning, its there. When i go outside, its in my hand. when i go to sleep, its there, next to me.

This is what caffeine and coffee does to me does to me:)

by Coffeeaddict5000 July 24, 2011

58๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


coffee

sex in its liquid form

coffee is the greatest and most vital invention since the wheel

by cyber573 April 9, 2008

283๐Ÿ‘ 48๐Ÿ‘Ž


Coffee

The best drink ever... glory...

" I would like some coffee." "what will it be..?" "Medium double double"

by Michelle December 13, 2004

2059๐Ÿ‘ 445๐Ÿ‘Ž