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coffee

juice of a plant that gives life and suppresses the urge for murder

i need my morning coffee

by CallMeWish November 03, 2017


coffee

A legal, addictive stimulant.

Coffee is cheaper than meth.

by MamaBurd February 11, 2012


Coffee

Legal crack

If I don't have my coffee today, I'm going to kill someone.

by A Stove November 28, 2013


coffee

liquid intelligence

My caffeine induced ramblings are critically acclaimed. Coffee is ingenuity.

by cowbella March 22, 2009


Coffee

When i wake up in the morning, its there. When i go outside, its in my hand. when i go to sleep, its there, next to me.

This is what caffeine and coffee does to me does to me:)

by Coffeeaddict5000 July 24, 2011


coffee

sex in its liquid form

coffee is the greatest and most vital invention since the wheel

by cyber573 April 09, 2008


Coffee

The best drink ever... glory...

" I would like some coffee." "what will it be..?" "Medium double double"

by Michelle December 13, 2004