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Give a fuckness

The act of giving a fuck over a certain subject

Laidies, please stop posting fake status updates that are obviously directed at one person and yet are supposed to solicit or sypathy give a fuckness.

Ex: Wow, thanks A LOT for that thing that you did, im NEVER talking to you again!!!

Give a fuckness level: 0

Ex: Brad told me all about that thing that you did at summer camp, wow skank much!

Thats great for who ever your talking about did something somewhere and this "Brad" guy told you about it but honestly, no one on your friends list gives a fuck

by Makc nosrem March 10, 2012


Eye Fucking

When you stare so hard at someone that you might as well have been insde them.

Dude, you were totally eye fucking that girl. You're gross.

by poopinawesome March 02, 2011


pity-fuck

Anytime a person chooses to have sexual intercourse with another person for the sole purpose of getting that person through an awkward or sad moment. Typically there is no actual interest romantically in that person, but the idea of engaging in intercourse is not horrifying and almost a bit sporty. The giver goes through the motions of actual romance without any actual feelings.

Sally felt bad for Jim during his visit after the loss of his girlfriend several weeks earlier, and while nothing she tried that afternoon could snap him out of his sadness, she decided to give him a pity-fuck which would show him that happiness could be found again.

by MarkfromCalif August 06, 2006


mach fuck

as fast as one could possibly ever even imagining going.

i took that turn at mach fuck.

by Birrick September 09, 2008


Bot Fucked

The experience of being frustrated to tears by having to interact with poorly optimised chat bot virtual assistant on a commercial website.

Kim tried to check some account details on his banking website last night but he kept getting bot fucked by the virtual assistant, bouncing him between useless FAQ entries and denying him access to a human.

by Ernest_Hemmingroid March 09, 2021


fuck bwoi

It's like a nigga that try and act hard and flex and shit, but inside they know they pussy. The term was coined by the infamous rapper Wesley LilWes Smith, known from West V. to Tampa, FL.

These fuck bwois ain't even touchin' me, I make more dough in a week than they do in a month.

by WeAintEvenPlay November 12, 2011


pass the fuck

A vulgar twist on “pass the buck” when passing it means someone gets fucked because of you.

Employees are systematically taught to pass the fuck because nobody is ever taken to task when they do.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 13, 2020