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There once was a man from Nantucket. Whose dick was so long he could suck it. While wearing a grin and wiping his chin if the roof had a cunt, he'd fuck it.
There once was a man from Nantucket. (Explained)
A man who was born and raised within the confines of the isle Nantucket which is located in Massachusetts. Was aware of his spectacular endowment and so therefore felt ambiguous enough to want to fuck his own ceiling whilst imagining it had a vagina to do so.
By,Mikelly.
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He's Purple
"Hey, you wanna play Castle Crashers?"
"Yeah, I call Blacksmith"
"Who, the purple guy?"
"Yeah him, the Blacksmith from Castle Crashers"
"...Why'd you say it like that?"
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The only character in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate that has the slowest fucking aerials in the game, grab range of a newborn, and a 1 in 8 chance to be a top tier.
"Hey who do you play in Smash?"
"Oh, the Hero From Dragon Quest."
"Uhhhhh, what other games do you have?"
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The only character in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate that has the grab range of a newborn, the slowest aerials in the fucking game, and a 1 in 8 chance of being a top tier.
"Hey, who do you play in smash?"
"Oh, Hero From Dragon Quest."
"Ummmmm, do you have any other games?"
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When you're totally lost, and unsure of anything.
"Did you understand last night's homework?"
"Nah, I'm 20 minutes from Ohio."
“Same man, even Drake and Ben don’t know what’s going on. Those dumbasses.”
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Bitch From Da Souf - A song by Mulatto that describes a real ass, rich ass, bitch from da souf
Don't try me, you know I'm a B.F.D.S.
I'm a real ass, rich ass, bitch from da souf
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Stitch is daddy and you want him to dominate you.
Stitch from lilo and stitch come home quick I was to have sexual intercourse with you.
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