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A characterological pattern which includes the mistaken belief that one’s own gonads are invaluable and should practically be worshipped.
He was just another sad casualty of Golden Nuts Syndrome, one of the many wealthy narcissists whose mistaken impression caused him to be the 12th victim of a female serial killer just trying to clean up the dating pool.
A very friendly, happy, energetic dude that is always going.
He's a golden retriever boy, he never stops moving.
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Performing oral sex on a girl when she is on her period, and she urinates into your mouth at the same time.
Callie : "Has Miguel earned his golden red wings yet?"
Shawna : "Not yet. I keep having asparagus for dinner."
A VZ-61. It runs away so fast the shells hit the ground later. Yeah, you're welcome Brandon.
Its like the Czech golden shower.
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1. Bob's Golden Rule of Life #1 - Women Get It When They Want. Men Get It When They Can.
2. FOPEA - Females Obviously Prefer Egotistical Assholes.
3. The Harry/Sally Rule - "Men And Women Can Never Truly Be Friends Because The Sex Part Always Gets In The Way."
4. Naked Curiosity Rule - Males Always Desire Seeing Female Acquaintances Naked... Always.
5. All Availability Rule - Regardless of their own status, men are fundamentally averse to encouraging a relationship between any woman and any other man.
Guy 1: "Men and women are so different. I wish we had a manual to decode eachothers behaviour"
Guy 2: "We do! The Golden Rules of Life!"
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An NHL expansion team that should’ve been complete shit but somehow are top 3 in the NHL.
How the fuck did we just lose 7-0 to the vegas golden knights in the playoffs?
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A characterological pattern which includes the mistaken belief that one’s own gonads are invaluable and should practically be worshipped.
He was just another sad casualty of Golden Nuts Syndrome, one of the many wealthy narcissists whose mistaken impression caused him to be the 12th victim of a female serial killer just trying to clean up the dating pool.