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The in-bathroom stall papers that create a gasket seal over the toilet bowl, or when used over the head, provide a uniqe headpiece.
As Jon left the bathroom, he decided to accentuate his wardrope by taking an extra Polish Cowboy Hat and placing it on his well-combed head.
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The act of being inebriated to dangerous levels of excess
Possum Jenkins: Hey, what did you do for halloween?
Ollie: We had a party, I was wearing a big hat for most of the night.
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To have someone so far up your ass, they are wearing you as a hat.
"This guy will be wearing me as a hat until I deliver his stuff"
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when someone makes out or hooks up with three different Canadians in one night.
you go out with your friends and throughout the evening you manage to make out with or hook up with three canadians... the canadian hat trick.
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lost the bet, the argument, you were wrong
and so now,you have to pay up, according the bet :
"if obama wins, i'll eat my hat"
"the bet was,.if obama wins you will not only eat your hat, u will also kiss my ass on main street at at high noon it's twelve o'clock.i'm droppin' drawers now bitch".
"if the 76'ers make the playoffs you will eat your hat?"
"u said, if romney loses,u will not only eat your hat, but also burn your KKK hat, join the green party and go to San Fran and party with the gays on New Year's Eve Well, Happy New Years Buford , Time ta bend over and take it like a man, you big fat red state bitch yee haww!"
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Originally a bastardization of the phrase "straw man argument," which has now come to mean any argument so ridiculous and nonsensical that it isn't even worth debating.
Bearer1 says, "A child mentality in that immaturity affords them the rights of the immaturity to respond with substandard response."
Rath replies, "WTF, that's a straw hat argument!"
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A fancy, expensive, wide brimmed hat usually worn by Sandy Andretti(ex-daughter-in-law of Mario Andretti,ex-wife of Michael Andretti,mom of Marco Andretti) at IndyCar races. Similar to Kentucky Derby Hats, but sticks out like a sore thumb in the environment it is usually sighted in.
You always know you're watching an Indy 500 rerun when you see a Sandy Andretti hat in the crowd.
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