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Slang for: Love My Toe. Meaning camel toe, which means love my vagina. Used by women who believe they are only being used for sex.
James: "Hey Girl!"
Betty: "Lo Mo Toe"
James: "Woah! C'mon I wanted to take you out to dinner and have nice conversation!"
Pimp ass, tough, old school mofo!
"damn, you see that fine ass mo-diddy? He makin me cream my pants!"
It's just like normal sex, except sometimes you get stuck halfway through and the Fire Department has to help you get off.
"Janet, how was your weekend?"
"It was pretty nice, thanks for asking Bridget. Sam and I took a ride on the Seattle Monorail. Thank God the firefighters were hot or I never would have gotten off."
A homosexual snitch who goes behind your back like a bitch
"Ryan and Jeff are being huge mo-techs right now."
The craziest mothafuka out there. But alot calmer since the penitentiary days behind him. One of the funniest craziest people that has ever lived. Getting head by ur bitch at the Mc.Donalds drive while robbin the cashier.
Mojo Mo: bitch put the money in the bag, bitch don't stop suckn it's only the drive thru
Mo Jones’s are normally very abnormally large. They love a good 26 chicken selects from Mc Donalds on a Saturday evening. Mo’s have a scrambled egg like dense fat sediment running through there bodies. Occasionally the sediment clog their arteries and cause cardiac arrest and other such obesity based illnesses.
If you have ever met a mo you would know that they claim to ride bikes. In reality though they don’t ride nothing instead the bike rides them. They just sit their ass on the 2 wheeled vehicles and allow it to carry their large weight down a hill. At the bottom of the hill crash mats and heaps of sand are placed so that the mo does not damage the environment.
Once the so called biking is completed the mos go to a weighing scale and weigh them selves only to find they gained a pound instead of losing ten.
Mo Jones’s normally suffer from a syndrome that is down, immovable tongue syndrome, and cranny lip syndrome. Mo’s are normally found to have type 3 diabetes (type 1 and 2 at the same time) and a cholesterol higher than there life span.
Mo’s are what we call a chick magnet from wish that got swapped by the Chinese while being delivered. Girls get with mo because they feel sorry for him. Mo’s are not smartest but they are nice guys and like some good cheeky bs. IYKYK! :)
Why is there no space anymore? Oh Mo Jones just walked in!
Kid: Mommy why is the world ending?
Mommy: Mo overdosed on BicMacs and exploded baby, I am so sorry I wish you could experience this beautiful world
Kid: I wanna live mommy please!
Mommy: I sorry honey but mo has to eat doesn’t he…
Kid: OMG its wave of scrambled eggs coming towards us
Mommy: Love you honey, I will see u in heaven
Kid: I love you mommy!!! I