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When you stick rice up someone’s ass and suck it out
Person 1: I did a rice vending machine last night
A Russian mythical demon that comes and eats little children at night who do not brush their teeth
Little Timmy: "But Dad I don't want to brush my teeth!"
Dad: "Careful Little Timmy, if you don't, Glornops the Nightmare Machine will come for you in your sleep..."
A certain member of the LBC monkey house...the ultimate person to get the shift on a night out. A great woman to pull,as many a man of Long Beach will know,having fallen under her spell!
Hey,did you get the shift last night? You are some shifting machine!
A cute/ sarcastic name for a guy's beer belly
Woman: I like your beer belly, let's go get a beer some time?
Man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; it's not a beer belly, it's my gas tank for a sex machine
Woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks, existed.
The Big Gay Machine is Simone, and also possibly Kareem. Being the big gay machine is worse than being the big gay (being gay isn't bad though, only being The Big Gay or The Big Gay Machine is bad)
You are the big gay.
Hey, at least I'm not The Big Gay Machine
When one pee's while simultaneously pissing out of ones ass
"Dude you fucked that toilet up!!"
"Yea bro as soon as I sat down, full tea machine..."
To become so intoxicate, getting into a fight with a vending machine is your source of entertainment.
Seattle became so vending machine drunk, she went out looking for a fight with a coke machine.