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Pedophilic rapists in lab coats calling themselves boylover nambla or doctor
Machete welding machine is not a human being
The act where a man/woman sticks a Popsicle up their lover's ass and lets it melt in there before bending down to drink it out of their ass, taking on the nature of a slush machine you would find at a 7-Eleven.
The AC was broken and it was sooo freaking hot, so Karli and I resorted to cooling each other off with the slush machine until the air conditioner repairman got here.
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When someone just can’t stop fapping…
Guy 1: *fap fap fap…*
Guy 2: Bruh? Get a room!
Guy 3: He’s been fapping for hours, I think we should leave and call the police…
*a few minutes later*
“This is the police! Put your hands up!”
Guy 1 proceeds to fap faster and faster…
“Holy fuck, he’s like a fap machine!”
*the police run away in fear of the imminent explosion…*
a machine for lazy stoners to roll up for you, or if you can't roll
Cam : How do i roll up?
Iza: Don't worry g, chuck it in my Joint Rolling Machine
The van that has a nice man who looks like Santa clause offering you candy
Santa: hey, look it’s the mystery machine, do you want to see Scooby-Doo
A machine that forces you to pay it to get access to your rightfully owned money. Also a popular job career for criminals
"Hey, can we got get Popeyes"
"Hold on, I gotta get money from the ATM Machine first"
An unwitnessed fart left in an elevator for the next rider.
It was an awkward elevator ride from the 12th to 18th floor when the boss got on with me and the ghost in the machine.