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A children’s doctor who has you leave your entire life to sail with him whilst promising love, affection, reassurance, marriage and companionship.
Oh look, there’s dr Jimmy pat… I wonder where his Christina is
swedish pop star, bullshiting everyone he meets online...
Irina: so your band, are you guys famous yet?
Jimmy Jansson: no, but i wish
Jimmy Jam is another word for Music or Song.
Guy: "Dude, you gotta listen to this jimmy jam!"
Dude: "Bruv, is that Post Malone, my guy?"
Guy: "Ye, man."
1. The kind of music only the coolest of cats listen to.
2. Jam that a modded Minecraft villager can sell you or you can buy from him.
Carl: “Aw, dude, these are my Jimmy jams!”
Mark: “For the first time, I actually agree, this is some good music.”
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Mark: “I found this weird villager wearing pink in this modpack, he’s selling Jimmy jams!”
Carl: “Just kill him and take them-“
Mark: “No!”
When a beta male is trying to make love to a women but can’t get there shrimp like penis hard. While he is yanking on his taffy the women lies with her legs open with a mix of embarrassment and disappointment. Eventually the beta leaks a small squirt of cum on the women’s inner thighs without ever getting his lil guy hard enough for intercourse. The women looks at him with disgust
Jerry pulled another Lame Jimmy with the stripper from Jaguars last night.
Also known in Belgium as "klein ambetant ventje" wich means small annoying boy.
Belgium probably has the most annoying Jimmy of all...
You just hope you'll never meet him.
He is like the uber Jimmy.
Man that Jimmy was so annoying today.
Yeah... you probably met the Belgian Uber Jimmy