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Had Better Things To Do

Not invited.

Paul claims he “had better things to do” but in reality that weird motherfucker just was not invited.

by WolfgangMozart June 06, 2021


The Thing That One Finds

A science fiction story appearing on Apr 13, 2015 based on the exchanges with Uneducated Huckster and Fucking Cartoon. Their followers were using articles from the moron magnet and the Piss Drinking Bastard to refute the publisher of The Ethereal Gazette as Cradle of Filth's social network got a ringside seat at the controversy he invoked engaging the Uneducated Huskster. It made it's emergence on FictionPress.com with a low key word of mouth as it was trolled by factions in the industry using the author's respective screen names over the years. It's noted for using a thesis that picked apart "Dr." Kent Hovind's pseudo-academia as it revisits the first science fiction short story in passing as noted it also cited the Forbes article on "Dr." Kent Hovind.

The short story, The Thing That One Finds, is often mistaken for Real Person Fiction in a fanfiction sense when it's written in a vein similar to The Onion or The Babylon Bee but based on actual research from the findings he did about Hovind and the reverse research of his first science fiction outing also on FictionPress.com. It's based on his retorts of the Young Earth Creationists as they were pissed he revealed he's a Theistic Evolutionist as he was quiet about having an old earth view as a teenager.

by illinoishorrorman February 12, 2018


Hand circle thigh thing

a tremendous addition to the sex lore commonly performed by someone known as "that motherfucker or perhaps "him"

He did the Hand circle thigh thing it was crazy

by Mrwhippie7676 December 08, 2022


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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 17, 2025


The Interesting Thing

It's just... never interesting. You shouldn't be needing to tell the other person it's interesting if it actually was.

Someone: "You see, the INTERESTING thing is..."
Me: "No. Just... no."
Someone; "But it actually is interesting! I was going to talk to you about the joys of being a stock manager!"
Me: *Dies*

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner March 17, 2023


Leng thing

When two males from opposite worlds become conflicted with a similar conquest one described as a “ outnumbered ginger “ & the other a “ fat brown eyed boy “ must compete in a journey for “ queen leng thing “ affection.
It involved toe kissing , black fishing , cheating with many other conquest on live formation , a court case , false accusations of apologies , cat in the hat bed time story’s , tears of pain “ look at that photograph “ , Lack of “ walking out to him cause brown eyed boy got fat “ & a great best friend who is rather attractive MG. In the end queen leng thing decided her best move was to go for the best friend.

Don’t be a tommy or Patrick

Leng thing run !

by Bagsofcash January 21, 2021


Thing 1

One of the Cat in the Hat’s alien slaves who does not have a name and is labeled thing 1

Guy 1: Have you seen thing 1
Guy 2: Yeah he’s sleeping in the back of Cat in the Hats flying car.

by EpicLLama May 01, 2021