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Based on the popular stand-up comedian, packing a Dan Soder is in reference to having a penis with an abnormally large head.
"OMG Becky, the guy in the grey sweatpants over there is packing a Dan Soder."
A drink a bought in the polo lounge (Glasgow, Merchant City) invented by the legendary Dan Kilnea, formerly supersior who cease to exist in polo from 2008-present. Now works in GHQ (edinburgh).
Daaaaann!!! Two Blue Dan
the Blue Dan's are on me
Mmmmmmmm I could drink Blue Dan all night
Sexiest man you'll ever meet, often cannot be found like finding a rare pokemon.
Sam: Yo I think I just found Dan Roach Ashik: ye man that guy was pretty fit tbf
nickname for Strongbow drinkers, most commonly for the 'Dark Fruits' flavour. These individuals are massive lightweights and tend to drive Corsas. They are also keen pedophiles and spend most their spare time in children's parks
oi oi you almost spilled my strongbow on these here kids!
get out of the park you dark fruits dan!
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The useless phrase you learn in Year 7 which you'll never use in real life unless you're begging to get gangbanged by a few roadmen...
French Teacher: "LISTEN UP YEAR 7! So... how do we say 'in my pencil case'?"
Class: "Dans ma trousse!!"
Me: "Just let the ground swallow me up right now."
The hand that you use to spank the ass of your dog when you're taking it from behind.
My dog tried to pull away last night so I used the Palm of Dan to keep him still until I finished.
A pissflap
“Did you see Dan Mason before ?”
“Yea he’s such a pissflap!!”