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Perfect Woman

According to incels and/or simps, the perfect woman is a woman with big boobs and thick thighs and ass aswell as a tiny waist.

Incel: Yooo look at Rebecca over there
Simp: Yeaahhh man she's the perfect woman

by SebaliMotherTrucker October 29, 2023

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Perfect woman

That's my girlfriend when she does anything ever

Wow baby you are the perfect woman indeed

by A Really tired broccoli June 10, 2020

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Perfect Maddux

In baseball, a 'Maddux' is when a pitcher throws a complete game shutout using under 100 pitches. A 'perfect game's is when a pitcher throws a complete game allowing no runs, no hits and no walks. A ' Perfect MADDUX' is when both occur. Origin: authored by M. T. Karthik

On Thursday, Domingo Germán became the first pitcher to throw a Perfect Maddux, on 99 pitches.

by MTKarthik June 30, 2023


The Past is Never Perfect but the Future Has a Chance to be Perfect

We can only examine events in the past which never prove the future. The future has too many past experiences to know what the future holds. However, if we predict the future, there is a small chance that our prediction will be 100% correct. So instead of hoping that the past will predict the future, we will simply use the present to predict the future.

I used to predict the future back in 1987 but it never turned out because I didn't know the future. Knowing what I know now from the past, I can predict the future a bit better. Only time will tell if my prediction is correct. The past is never perfect but the future has a chance to be perfect!

by brettuthius August 12, 2018


Absolutely 100% perfect

An absolutely 100% perfect person is one whom is hard working, loyal, smart, funny, caring and who doesn’t give up even when life sucks (etc). In this case a he, whom is very dear to my heart and who has displayed every single 100% perfect quality that there is to display. Even his flaws are absolutely perfect. There are very few 100% perfect people in their world and If like me you have one you are indeed a very lucky person.

Greg: Is that Ayden Bascom?

Me: yes, isn’t he absolutely 100% perfect?

by Averygoodgirl January 12, 2022


Perfectant

When your boo texts you that you're perfect but his spelling is questionable.

Damn babe...you're perfectant. Lotrolly.

by Louise Wilson November 18, 2019


Perfect Work Week

Have sex with 5 different women in 5 consecutive days, one each day.

Jack is on his way to a perfect work week, 4 down now, all he needs is Friday.

by Lil Dick Game May 18, 2018