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Jack the Sad

The inevitable fate of Jack the Lads as they slowly approach the age of 30, or more easily described as the decline in sexual success an otherwise attractive and overly-confident single man will experience as they refuse to settle down and act their age. Once being a symbol of youth and sex appeal, they have now evolved into a sad yet persistent memory of their early peak. While Jack the Lad is considered a British term, Jack the Sads can be of any nationality.
The first symptoms usually start at age 25, however most Jack the Sads are oblivious of their decline until the age of 28. The most commonly recognised symptoms include a lack of lads nights as many of the lads begin maturing and getting married, being less likely to pull the young and blonde birds they are often stubbornly attracted to and not being able to relate to neither their own age group nor the younger generation.
Jack the Sads are victims of lad culture, which prides young men in being careless and sleeping with as many conventionally attractive women as possible. Their over-indulgence in the ingrained hookup culture has made it increasingly difficult to form meaningful relationships with women and thus they are often afraid of commitment as they struggle to see women as more than something to be had.
In order for Jack the Sads to recover, they must first go through the 7 stages of grief before taking the steps to improve themselves to find true companionship and meaning in life beyond sex.

Guy: So, can I buy you a drink or should we cut to the chase?
Girl: Nah you're alright, you look about 30.
Guy: Age is just a number, but I would say you're a ten
Girl: I'm 18 you creep, go after someone your own age, Jack the sad!

by hardlysentient July 16, 2020


The Sad Pretender

Pretending you've been on campus longer that you have because some pretty girl or guy asked for help with a class location

Pretty Girl: Hey it's my first day can you help me find this class?
Sad Guy: Oh sure no problem.
Guy 2: Ain't that the guy that said it was his first day earlier?
Guy 3: Oh yeah he looked sad at class during the Introductions.
Guy 2: The Sad Pretender he is.

by Drakenology January 20, 2021


Sad Man

Guyanese slang

a "sad man/girl" is a person who is strong or ready to fight. A hot head. crazy strong

That man is clear 100 acres of land by himself with only a cutlass. He gotta be a sad man.

by Nbboss April 2, 2024


Sad patch

A period of sadness.

Mary has been in a sad patch ever since her dog died.

by Karen Thrift September 25, 2021


Sad Rage

The feeling of anger when Susan kills Stuart

“Wtf is a sad rage?”
Idk, you tell us!”
“Tell the USA

by Poetry Robot May 24, 2018


Sad guys

A group of gamers that all ways has that one dude who’s just there for the memes

Damn those sad guys are soo cool, I wish I could be like them

by Yeetdog2000 February 2, 2020


sad guy

The per who wrote the "H" definition for "nugget"

Here is what he wrote:

H) A word with multiple definitions of the Urban Dictionary, in which this defintion has been compiled from all the other definitions by a sad guy with nothing better to do with his time.

"The person who who wrote the letter "H" defintion for "nugget".!

"I don't know who wrote the definition "H" of nugget but that person is a sad guy.!"

by Mister Geetuyu July 26, 2021