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Bruised Banana Salad

The grinded marijuana mixture, formed by combining the two types of marijuana: Blue Dream and Banana Kush

When Kevin asked Si if he knew what bruised banana salad was, he replied "the combination of Blue Dream and Banana Kush"

by C-Mos August 19, 2011

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Asian fruit salad

A sex act where you cut up fruit and insert it into a vagina then proceed to eat it out of the vagina, its Asian because your eating pussy

Did you hear that they fucked last night

Yeah he said he gave her an Asian fruit salad

by Fetishguru January 18, 2017


California Fruit Salad

poop, piss, and cum into someones mouth and have them eat it.

My uncle Ronnie gave me the California fruit salad after I told him i didn’t like anime at thanksgiving dinner

by 2RYDIZZLE December 2, 2017


Tossed Salad With Ranch

When you cum in a girl’s asshole and either you or someone else eats it out.

Aunt Myrtle gave Uncle Jeff a tossed salad with ranch and now his breath smells like truffle butter

by ~]sTrOkEmYcAcTuS[~ November 23, 2018


After-Burger Salad

When one indulges in a heartily-topped burger, leaving the spillage of lettuce, pickles, onions or whatever toppings they essentially had on their patty in a pile on the table. This pile of condiments is usually consumed, making it salad-like because of the lettuce that spills out.

After I finished eating my double quarter pounder, I quickly lapped up my delicious after-burger salad.

by ColintheMan December 27, 2010


Handheld Meat Salad

A #Hoagie or #Submarine Sandwich minus the delicious bread and Rolled in Tasteless Lettuce. Not a sandwich at all.

A #Salad that almost stays together disguising itself as a Sandwich.

A #Lettuce Wrap

Customer: "Hi college dropout... can I get the Number 1 as a Lettuce Wrap?" Sandwich Artist: "Oh you mean the Handheld Meat Salad."

I see you ruined your Sub by ordering it as a Handheld Meat Salad.

by DSeanK May 13, 2021


Angry Fruit Salad

This term was coined when color terminals/monitors (especially on PCs running MS-DOS) were becoming more pervasive. Common systems allowed for a fixed palette of 16 colors with a very high saturation. When software started to use the colors (and ANSI.SYS became a thing) the common focus was to give all different elements a different color. (This notion is maintaned today by Emacs' font-lock-mode and other syntax highlighting variants.) The result was a wild mix of red, green yellow, white, black and blue - almost like in a fruit salad - that might easily hurt your eyes .

While the very first versions of Windows sufferd the same issues with the palette , GUIs in general don't expose the same problem and don't put too many high-contrast-colors all over the screen.

"Wow! This Midnight Commander theme is some piece of angry fruit salad."

"Let's avoid angry-fruit-salad-syndrome and use the solarized syntax highlighting theme."

by Bitnacht February 7, 2020